January 2012
I do not apologize for the Phillip mini spam.
Thank you.
December 2011
"I am not a cinco de mayo. I am not a chiquita...
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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So...
My sister fell yesterday. I tried to make light of it. So did Sean. We carried her into his house & out & into the truck. Turns out, she has a broken bone in her foot. KEWL.
You say that you over me; you always end up under me.
rizilinavc-:
if you have to smile all awkward and stupid as fuck to have a dimple, YOU DON’T HAVE A DIMPLE.
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what